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Tellers​/​Virtual Girlfriend

from Guide To Bizarre Behavior Vol. 3 by Guide To Bizarre Behavior

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Tellers
There are tellers at the bank
tellers at the post office.
There are baggers at the market
at the dentist there’s receptionists.

Beatrice watches the desk’s for the insects
She is a ladybug.

There are clerks behind bulletproof glass
in bodegas and banks, and the welfare office.
Anywhere the urge for the goods or robbery
or where it is planned by the management that the customer
will likely be pissed off enough to want to shoot the clerk.

There are agents at the airport
consierge in the hotel
Bosun’s on the ship, in the restaurant there’s the busboy’s omni-bus.

Who shines the shoeboy’s boots?
Is it shoeshiner’s protégé?

The barriers may be for our safety
if the clerk decides to flip out,
keep them in there aquarium.
Feed them Tornadoes at the gas station,
Mars Bars in the toll booth’s
At the emergency room give them orange juice.

Don’t be afraid.
Don’t be shy.
They’re helpers of earth.


Virtual Girlfriend

Virtual Girlfriend
She’s virtually flawless
potentially the only that’s wrong with her
is… she’s headless.

My virtual girlfriend
her neck is a funnel I pour down the liquids
and fold up the spinach.

My practical plaything
likes vitreous gurgles,
daffodil planters and talking with squirrels

She sniffs through the air with her fingertips
kneading dough is so stifling,
but she never sneezes and she never cries.

We put a little flap over her neck hole
to keep out the congregating flies, (and buzzards).

Eating a beefheart under the sun
There’s nothing more that I could have done.

My simulated lover likes digesting her palaver
with regurgitated lather in mason jars.

She listens with her navel
while she holds her belly up to hear.
She might look kind of funny when she’s listening for deer.

She knocks the arrows from her quiver,
so much more effective with eyes on her knees.
She can see in two directions when she’s in persuit.
They’re scared to death of her,
so she doesn’t even shoot (or let rather).

You should see her try to ride her motorbike.

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from Guide To Bizarre Behavior Vol. 3, released February 29, 2016

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