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Guide To Bizarre Behavior Vol. 3

by Guide To Bizarre Behavior

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Think Bowie 02:47
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Transforming Animals If you must believe in something Believe in animals that transform in to animals see Connie Francis: Circa 1958: She’s a fox See Connie Francis circa 1991: She’s a dog. Let me make something clear it does not compute The art of her crime never ceases to amaze me. Never pee on me in anger. The boat in the box, will float in the box until the water level gets too low. The cuc in the Pims will ooze it’s juice until the level of the gin within gets thin. Put on your shroud and don’t forget how To pray over buried boxes of money Buried by the berry bushes in the backyard that’s where you’ll find the comprehensive guide. The bottom of the cup gets squat Squised squashed out, Lemon flavoured sweat sweet school girl pout. Songs about fabric and blood. failure to comply. Oozing 16 ounce’r emotes fell asleep on the roof and rolled, measuring the proper distribution of weight. Meditate on the coils of heat
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Dinaldi Chamber He’s almost human Shakes up our tree What wonderful skin he has What wonderful pedigree Quite primitive skull and teeth When he tried to back out of history He shook off religion in the back seat. Underground astronaut The truth is in the chamber Dinaldi. He swam with fish and dug with the moles He’s mostly calcified. Nictitating membrane Cordoned off for once being alive The pain that he feels when he’s unearthed by The shovels and picks is gripping in its intensity
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Throwing My Arms Around Yucca Valley The day the Christians took over the radio, another notch in Yucca’s belt. They cinch in there waistline and pray for an endorphin rush. The jars hanging in the trees are clanking. I’m just not myself I’m somebody else these days We’re eating sea urchin’s bodies to alleviate our spirits malaise. Semi-psychotic man in a jump suit, Semi-erotic woman bent over a dumpster. Both are looking for something nice to say. The cops came looking around here the same time yesterday. We pass the time at thrift stores and bookshops. We build our wind-chimes out of jars. With your stupid cars and fetid road, I wish they would all finally implode. At Auto-Zone, You cannot save us from our lethargy. I wish you could be a corner store.
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Happy Evolution No such thing as happy evolution take it easy like a Monday puzzle. Disregard everything I said before (before) I was in a daze. This is the start to counter culture revolution take a number and wait patiently. And so they would have you believe, that they’re pumping away. The suits are pump pump pumping away (on the mini-skirts) Stand on my good side, I accidentally shaved too high! No such thing as happy evolution.
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Tellers There are tellers at the bank tellers at the post office. There are baggers at the market at the dentist there’s receptionists. Beatrice watches the desk’s for the insects She is a ladybug. There are clerks behind bulletproof glass in bodegas and banks, and the welfare office. Anywhere the urge for the goods or robbery or where it is planned by the management that the customer will likely be pissed off enough to want to shoot the clerk. There are agents at the airport consierge in the hotel Bosun’s on the ship, in the restaurant there’s the busboy’s omni-bus. Who shines the shoeboy’s boots? Is it shoeshiner’s protégé? The barriers may be for our safety if the clerk decides to flip out, keep them in there aquarium. Feed them Tornadoes at the gas station, Mars Bars in the toll booth’s At the emergency room give them orange juice. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be shy. They’re helpers of earth. Virtual Girlfriend Virtual Girlfriend She’s virtually flawless potentially the only that’s wrong with her is… she’s headless. My virtual girlfriend her neck is a funnel I pour down the liquids and fold up the spinach. My practical plaything likes vitreous gurgles, daffodil planters and talking with squirrels She sniffs through the air with her fingertips kneading dough is so stifling, but she never sneezes and she never cries. We put a little flap over her neck hole to keep out the congregating flies, (and buzzards). Eating a beefheart under the sun There’s nothing more that I could have done. My simulated lover likes digesting her palaver with regurgitated lather in mason jars. She listens with her navel while she holds her belly up to hear. She might look kind of funny when she’s listening for deer. She knocks the arrows from her quiver, so much more effective with eyes on her knees. She can see in two directions when she’s in persuit. They’re scared to death of her, so she doesn’t even shoot (or let rather). You should see her try to ride her motorbike.
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Pilot Fish 04:59
Pilot Fish Are you still grey? Does your hair still sleep all day? On your back, and in your mouth because you’re made of it. When we harvest your pelt we’re going to turn you inside out into Velcro and felt You can’t like living in the cabinets and the drawers all the time you little Satanist. IF there were giants they’d take care of us and feed us, in our tanks of dust. They would keep the temperature warm enough Were more like lamprey than ants to the giants Your body may look like a deformed squash Don’t penalize me for thinking these thoughts; real smart business plans. They call themselves: Premier Innovations! I saw a fellow do that once in a music hall He saved a girl with his wide-awake hat. He fought skirmishes with Satan Aborigine. Nadia Comaneci you bring us victory Misanthropic Mary don’t be such a downer, always with your wet wet fabric. As you wish, pilot fish.

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released February 29, 2016

Brian Patrick Bromberg- Lyrics, Vocals, Guitars, Keyboards, Percussion
Suzy Creamcheese- Electronics, Coron, Guitars
Ray Bong- Coron, Sax, Noises, Glock,

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