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Guide To Bizarre Behavior 2

by Guide To Bizarre Behavior

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We packed it in salt left it over night to pass the time we snapped sticks Morrissey was drinking dram after dram prattling on about his sinister dreams Don’t mop my driveway don’t comb my hair, take educated guesses as to where we found this ear Your thick stumpy legs how many of you are there? You can rake the landscape and I’ll collect the dead things If you want to pull out all of the weeds you can be my guest because I can guarantee We won’t confuse the pipes no we won’t confuse them, You’ll buy the chips and I’ll buy the grog Mr. Tokyo, Mr. Squirrel I know you’d like to play with the rabbit Your thin veiny ear survived the flies, the moths, the weevils, and time When I picked you up, I thought you were afoot but nothing appears to be awry. Don’t get me wrong I know it was an omen to find you up on Joshua Lane Airplane bottles of airplane gin, Fireball, and scotch packed nice and tight, into the soil, a greedy fossil find Where are your homemade chinos where’s your flannel shirt? Where’s your believers’ haircut, did you leave them at work? Mr. Tokyo, Mr. Squirrel I know you’d like to play with the rabbit.
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I must’ve been the greatest pseudonym created paving the forest floor collecting the acorns planting the cement trees every sea will be the Salton tilapia is the only species What if the sea was filled with pepper instead When I woke up December 8th every person turned into a cat every dog had turned into a fish they all flopped around on my new cement floor gasping for air, flapping their fins Until there was nothing.
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“Do you want to live on the bus? Like the bus people? Do you want to live in space? I can take you there.” “Do you want to eat caviar Every night, and in the mornings on your toast?” I’ll grow a mustache and get a cure for the clap Sagittarius tarantulas Get me a tissue I’m beginning to drip. One more beer, and everything starts to loosen up. “Justin Timberlake is my butler!” Money-shot Marty Always got around Money-shot Marty Never let cold cuts keep him down He loved to spread ‘em and slather ‘em juice and goose ‘em, wrap ‘em, and slap ‘em, butter ‘em, and nutter in ‘em Money-shot Marty Always down to party
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Deep-fried teddy bear Buttercup snowflake Cream sauce in her hair Putting on her face Raspberry Allegheny Robin daydream Kashmir buttercup
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Brian Gumble 04:24
These are the people who like American Idol. These are the people who like American Cheese. They drink reisling and gamble occasionally, They’ve met Brian Gumble and don’t eat steak (hardly ever). If they smoked (but they don’t), they’d smoke Timeless Time Are they Canadiens? Are they Korean? Can we pay them off? These are the people who believe everything they hear. They like incessant insest, with incidental music, Meredith Brooks, and Anne Murray duets, orange cloaks and pony tails, unnaturally large triceps hang off the bone like ptotic loafers I don’t see the difference between chlorophyll and daydreams (I must be a plant), Cosmic cancer catastrophe, Walgreens sponsored palm tree, iso-holiday Imploring messages of inspiration! Colour coded idiot mobile Human misprint, misinformation, miscreant treasure chest Isinglass oven covering 1 cream, 2 cream, 3 cream 4 “I’m gonna stop telling you anything (that matters)” Give into the cinema, stop fighting strip malls, Start believing everything you hear. Stop reading books, start reading blogs, connect your brain, disconnect your mind, exercise your thumbs Back the war on science Take your digital drugs Subscribe to a view on the president, pretend you care! These are the robots who like video games. These are the people who rake their lawn. Their bodies are expanding, capacity for knowledge dwindling. Are they Syrians? Are they Jamaicans?
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Do your paintings twinkle like Thomas Kinkade’s? Farewell Globe readers, we aren’t your friends sittin’ by the fake fire heater, I subscribed to the trend. Outrageous claims by certified doctors calculated deals worth millions of dollars. Mortified starlets despise the divinity, bitter battle over a corpse. Do you think you’d like to be a part of it? Maybe for a day? Lonely recluse went down swingin’, Mickey Rooney died flat broke. Three scarce coins you could own em’ Heartbreak, horror, miracle jokes! Constantly scrutinized, money to burn, state of the art designer drugs! Who’s on the runner-up death list? I don’t see my name yet Send us the money, we’ll send you the cure Whatever ails you, this’ll work for sure Pick up a paper, pick up a pen There are those who’ve forgotten and those who haven’t They’re all evil swindling men Cheating justice, eating liquid collagen becoming negative ten greedy creeps guaranteed! Jealous fury, open your wallet, forget about the forecast, this is the new snow! laboratory raindrop dazzle, polar vortex, the aura of diamonds!
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Recorded in Yucca Valley, CA and New Orleans, LA.

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released October 17, 2015

Performers on this recording are:
Brian Bromberg, Suzy Creamcheese, Ray Bong

Art by: S. McNeal

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